Attention, thebitterguy and ADZO

I am free this evening for a little Xbox Live! carnage.

Why do I feel like when I finally get into all of this, a new Xbox console will be out.

A question...

If Jedi knights are not allowed to marry, how do we get more little baby Jedi?

Ooookaaaay....

Capitalist Pig You are 100% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Capitalist Pig! This means that you are less emotional than most, focusing more on logic. You are also more selfish, greedy, and care very little for the well-being of others, hence you probably hold capitalistic political views. You are also an extrovert, like most of the people in the hallmark capitalistic country of America. Despite these traits, you are surprisingly not very arrogant, tending to view yourself as equal to others. Which seems strange given that you are so mean and brutal to others at times. In conclusion, your personality defect is that you are a bit too logical, rather unemotional, way too extroverted, and also very brutal in regards to others. You may even be a bit insecure about yourself, little piggy. So stop being so selfish and calculating and learn to see people as people, man! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Starving Artist. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Smartass, the Braggart, and the Spiteful Loner. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 93% on Rationality You scored higher than 60% on Extroversion You scored higher than 64% on Brutality You scored higher than 17% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

Answers to ADZO's questions

1. [a] Do you believe that Good and Evil are distinct concepts or are they more along the same continuum?

What? Is this some sort of Philosophy test? Good and Evil belong on a continuum but these are labels applied by someone to this continuum. I don't believe that these concepts exist outside of the context in which you speak of them. There is no Universal Good or Evil, only certain acts which a majority of people label as such.

[b] How to you differentiate between the two?

I try to look at things from the widest point of view and see if an action will cause harm or help to another. If such an act will harm another than I label it "Evil" and if it will help another, it is labeled "Good" However, no act is wholly good or evil so I look at mitigating factors such as the number of people harmed or helped, whether or not the people harmed are Republicans, etc. The net result is my personal feeling on how "good" or "evil" an act is.

2. Name and explain an altruistic act you've done in the last year, and how it was altruistic.

I helped an old lady get to the subway a couple weeks back. She was having trouble getting down the stairs.

3. Is there anything about you that you feel is distinctly Portuguese, if so, what?

Really, the things that I feel are distinctively Portuguese about me would be my last name, my love of seafood, my love of red wine and my weird fascination with soccer.

4. Where is the most disappointing place you've ever gone to for a vacation?

I don't generally get disappointed on vacation because I'm seeing and experiencing new things. The least interesting place I've been to is Milwaukee but Gen Con distracted me sufficiently enough to not mind.

5. What characteristic about you would you say is most responsible for your group of friends?

I care about what happens in other peoples lives and I try to be fun to be around. I think these things define the types of friends I have. Did I answer the question?

Bonus 6. If there was a battle between Justin and Bizarro Justin (who of course had a goatee and a ponytail) who would win and why?

Definitely, Justin would win. With his frictionless dome, Bizarro Justin would not be able to come to grips with Justin. Then, Justin could immobilize him with his Groggy-Fu^tm.